Northern Lehigh School District

A school district located in Slatington, PA. It is known for it's odd substitute teachers, and spending way too much money in its athletic programs. The music department is almost completely ignored, and is diminishing. The students know that they are in a horrible district, and they cannot escape it.

Northern Lehigh School District is a black hole absorbing the hopes and dreams of students.

by Sasuke Hater January 27, 2008

blue light district

an area in Chicago, particularly along North Avenue, where the presence of the new security cameras to deter crime is noted by the blue lights that constantly flash to scare off would be criminals.

Dan: I wonder where we are...
Steve: See the cameras.... that means Blue Light district.

by Chicagoan November 1, 2006

distracturbation

When you get distracted by other things while masturbating. This can also be applied to a situation where you get distracted while doing something, forget what you were doing, then decide to rub one out.

My teacher asked me why my homework was half done and all I could say was “Distracturbation”

by ShittyTitty October 8, 2017

District3

District3 are the name of three sex gods who go by the names of Micky, Dan and Greg. If they walked around naked all day their 3eeks would be lovin' it, they'd get 3eeky with them anyday.
Dan is the one with the largest tallywacker, just a quick warning to all the Dan girls out there...
Their fans are the hottest fans around and all three of the boys want to bed every single one of them.

District3 > you
District3 are sex on legs.
I love District3, they're all so perf, asdfghjkl.
Micky Parsons is sex.
I want Dan's tallywacker.
Greg West is mine!

by FuckMeMicky December 23, 2012

Distractivated

To be actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.

"I was so distractivated at college today, I had an epic idea for a kickstarter."

by PurpleMarshmallowHaze October 6, 2017

Distracting

Something that is taking place to distract ones focus. More than likely a distracting girl.

A cute girl in a class room or work area such as an office can be distracting you from your work.

by about42penguins October 21, 2008

doug's drunken deposit of distruction

1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.

I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.

by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009