A: "Why do dishcloth nazis always seem to be incorrigible maskurbators?"
B: "Because they're abject cringing cowards who don't want their mummies and daddies to find out that they support rapists and torturers.
B: "Because they're abject cringing cowards who don't want their mummies and daddies to find out that they support rapists and torturers.
by Old Phardt May 10, 2024
Get the Dishcloth nazi mug.This has nothing to do with dishes, but dish - gossip. This is the task when someone makes the effort to clean up total bullshit gossip to help other people. It's a generous act that should be rewarded with a pint of stout or a neat Whiskey.
Wendy: "OMG! Did you hear about Denise? I heard she gave it up to Belinda and Brad at the same time! She's a slut!"
Andrea: "Uhhh. That didn't happen at all. I won't ask where you got that shit from. Denise is in Canada all summer."
Wendy: "LOL! I guess I heard it wrong. You're the 7th person I've told. Oh well. I'll let it ride."
Andrea: "No, bitch! Get to dishcleaning! And start now! Or I'll tell everyone you jacked off your dog! Which is true!!"
Andrea: "Uhhh. That didn't happen at all. I won't ask where you got that shit from. Denise is in Canada all summer."
Wendy: "LOL! I guess I heard it wrong. You're the 7th person I've told. Oh well. I'll let it ride."
Andrea: "No, bitch! Get to dishcleaning! And start now! Or I'll tell everyone you jacked off your dog! Which is true!!"
by von groovy September 5, 2024
Get the dishcleaning mug.A medical condition for someone who has every sickness, every exotic plague, but knows all about what they don't have
My friend went to hospital, but the problem couldn't find out anything so they diagnosed him with Dishininahoses of the lingeartrichonightess
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My friend went to hospital, but the problem couldn't find out anything so they diagnosed him with Dishininahoses of the lingeartrichonightess
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Get the Dishininahoses of the lingeartrichonightess mug.The process in which a word (usually a dialect-exclusive) that initially meant something broad eventually distills down to a specific meaning or part.
Person 1: It's kind of crazy how Vocabulary Distillation turned the word "Gyatt" from meaning someone attractive to specifically someone's ass.
Person 2: It truly is.
Person 2: It truly is.
by JamesnLollify January 11, 2024
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“I just hit the joint after taking a shot and ripping the vape, it has me feeling triple distilled.”
by myfinalmsg August 16, 2025
Get the Triple Distilled mug.Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.
My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!
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