Dick and Balls Syndrome 

A disease where you're heavily fixated on dick and balls. This fixation often results in stomach issues. With this syndrome, you can only see dick and balls as two separate entities, you can't comprehend the entire male anatomy collectively. This syndrome is all consuming. It makes focusing on other things difficult. Symptoms may vary, and some people might have heavier focus on dick, and others balls.

Can be shortened to DB Syndrome

Charlie's dick and balls syndrome has been really active recently. He opened his eyes after sleeping and in his left eye I saw the reflection of a dick, and in the right, balls.

Dick and Balls Syndrome by Tate Sample May 12, 2022

dick in ass syndrome 

When your dick is in her/his ass and cant get it out of the anus

Help, I have dick in ass syndrome!

dick in ass syndrome by John Smacio September 4, 2017

Dick in mouth syndrome

Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.

"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"

"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."

Dick in mouth syndrome by Powderkegg October 10, 2008

Dick in the Butt Syndrome 

Otherwise known as DBS. When you have obsessive and compulsive thoughts about having a dick in your butt. This disease takes control of your life and brain, as it is literally the only thing you can ever think of.

Why are you sitting like that?
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.

Dick in the Butt Syndrome by Swiftus The Maxim March 26, 2016

"dick in a jar" syndrome. 

The unfortunate effect of being placed into the "friend zone" or "just a like a brother to me" zone by a potential romantic interest. Upon full maturity of the disease, the person is used in a "break glass in case of emergency" type booty call and then discarded...

There is a very fine line between being chivalrous and ending up with a case of "dick in a jar" syndrome.

"dick in a jar" syndrome. by arjo_reich January 11, 2008

needs a dick in her syndrom 

when a girl needs a dick in her snatch, 24/7. it leads to many disappointed ex-boyfriends that still fuck the girl in question on the side even tho she is seeing his friend.

dude1: devin has needs a dick in her syndrom
dude2: what why do you say that man?
dude1: she's fucked 3 different guys this week, and dating that one dude still!

needs a dick in her syndrom by corruptedxxyouth February 23, 2009

DickSyndrome 

When fucked so hard in the anal you walk bow legged.

Emma must have DickSyndrome because she is walking weird as fuck.

DickSyndrome by StellHorny69 November 19, 2012