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Dick Cheese

The dried cum on your table, mousepad, and other things. It look likes cheese it is dried so much.
by SilentFissure January 4, 2017
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Dick Cheese

Someone named Richard who enjoys cheese.
I love Dick Cheese. I honestly must admit, Dick Cheese always turns me on.
by Kanye West's sexy uncle December 12, 2020
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Dick Cheese

Seasoning that builds up to add flavor to blowjobs
Girl 1- He has dick cheese
Girl 2- Ooooooo flavoring
by Ass and dicks December 15, 2020
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dick cheese smells like gabe
by heyy :))) December 20, 2020
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Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020
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person 1: quar has dick cheese
person 2: i know
by cockdestroyer999999 July 10, 2021
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Dick-cheese

Dick cheese was originally a word used to call certain americans you've just met (the conditions being: They must be an E-boy older than 17 and they must be met in a random discord server), however, the word quickly evolved into a declaration of gratiude, a greeting, a curse-word, a way to wish good luck and eventually; It turned into actual God himself.

There are 234 known religions today that praise the holy Dick-cheese, commonly reffered as Allahuahajha by members, and is currently the biggest religion in the world. So big infact that everybody is practicing without even knowing as it has become a way of life for humans.

There are tons of statues of the holy Dick-cheese throughout the world immitating the original statue created before big bang by the all-famous content creator Dimitriousenarabou Iamthemad. It is said to still be standing tall as it was made using one of the hardest materials in the entire galaxy called Viagrinarigenato.

While we still ask the question; "Why Dick-cheese of all names for our holy God, lord, saviour and liberato!" it is said to have originated from an ancient drawing uncovered by the inhabitants of old. All we have today is a modernized image of how we speculate the original looked like, and I shalt bless thee, oh worthy desciples, with a sight for sore eyes; The most accurate recreation of the ancient 'Dick-cheese' painting; Loved and adored by all!

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Yo was good Dick-cheese
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Holy mother of hecking Dick-cheese
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Dude 1: Imma hit the yeet to the street

Dude 2: Aight, Dick-cheese ya l8r sk8r

Dude 3: Amen

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Holy frog he's such a pp-cheese (curse-word; As we do not defile the name of our God, lord and liberator)
by Ideklmao February 26, 2019
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