A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.
Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?
Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!
Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!
by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010
Get the Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea mug.When you get diarrhea in waves, and you just sit on the toilet alternating between shitting and wiping, thus building layers of shit and toilet paper akin to a lasagna. (Liquid shit, followed by a layer of toilet paper, followed by another layer of liquid shit, then another layer of toilet paper, etc.)
Oh man! I ate some bad Mexican food last night that left me sitting on the toilet making a diarrhea lasagna for an hour.
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I went to see my friend's band, but had to sit through an experimental noise outfit and a Yes cover band before they played. What a diarrhea-fest.
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