delayed laugh

when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said

is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Delayedest

It’s when u are delayed but you are the delayedest outta everyone

We are all delayed I’m just the delayedest outta the delayers

by Lovebunny21 June 29, 2019

Delayed Gratif*ckation

A post-factum negative consequence occurring as a result of self-indulgence.
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).

Dessert is nice, but delayed gratif*ckation will ensue in the form of weight gain.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.

by beard_lover March 31, 2020

delayed smoke

When someone says they want smoke but just keep postponing it until the beef goes away

That nigga Zach pussy he’s all about that delayed smoke, he won't even post up

by Yuioxxxll May 21, 2020

delaygawd

DelayGawd is the Nickname given to the YouTuber KingSuperior

They call him the DelayGawd

I just seen the DelayGawd

by KingSuperior December 3, 2020

Delayfaroo

The food ordering apps Deliveroo always delay and so was being named Delayfaroo.

Jacky: our food order still not yet arrive?
Christi: no surprise, cause we are using Delayfaroo, next time use food panda la.

by Yi Bee July 11, 2021

delaysha

Caky girl who wears to much makeup and bullies others for how they look when she looks like a rotten carrot . Her mom did not bring her up right and Delaysha likes talking abt peoples moms and talks to any guy she can and Asian fetishises. She likes talking to boys that have a big age gap and she likes about how old she is .

Delaysha says that she likes Asian men and only Asians delaysha can’t go out without makeup to hide how she really look.

by Annableee July 9, 2022