joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens

J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy

by aa1345 June 26, 2023

the spang dangler

When your partner has your wang in her mouth and you force her head all the way down, spin round and do a handstand blowing your load into her throat and grabbing her ass

She asked for the spang dangler tonight but my arms hurt

by MR SIR 2010 November 23, 2023

NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler

Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta

Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”

by Bigboylover87 May 5, 2024

Dangler Wrangler

A person who loves to grab penis

Hey what happened toyou last night?
Oh I ran into a dangler wrangler. I barely slept

by Jfredrick November 13, 2016

midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

Dick Dangler

A female who has ridden a dick so long and girthy that she hangs from the tip and can’t touch the floor.

That bitch is a professional dick dangler.

How high does Nikkie have to climb to dick dangle? She’s a real dick dangler.

by Pants Pisser October 17, 2022

Wyatt Dangler

When your wife snorts your excessive large skin tag through her nose, pulling it out your mouth.

It turns me on so much when my wife does the Wyatt Dangler on me.

by DroptheFlag June 26, 2024