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Bark Dum 

A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.
Bark Dum

you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly

McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes

Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later

McDiamond

Im sneaky like that ;)

Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions

McDiamond
Ok, go ahead

Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say

McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket

Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz

McDiamond

Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though

Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come

McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.

Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics
Bark Dum by McDiamond August 23, 2017

dum-phoneded 

The feeling one gets as a result of how many times your phone auto-corrects a word that you meant to type
Bob: OMG Joe, I'm so dum-phoneded by how many times my phone corrected "fuck" to "duck"!
Joe: Yeah that would dum-phoned me too!
dum-phoneded by pussaypwner69 October 3, 2017
A person or a thing that is crazy
Marcus is som dum
Dum by Gorset January 21, 2018

dum-bass 

noun: nickname for a stupid person born with fish-like features.

also applies to people who are acting like dumb asses.
"You know Pattie? She just got her wisdom teeth pulled."
"Oh yeah, her cheeks are so fat she looks like a fish."
"What a dum-bass."

"we went out fishing yesterday, and I thought I caught a big one! It turned out I had just hooked Rich... what a dum-bass."
Common teen slang for "Did U Masturbate". It gets used almost daily and studies showed that teen use it at least 40 times a day. Virgins lol
Teen A:"Yo fam dum yesterday?"
Teen B:"Yeah bro, cum was thicc af!"
dum by K3kk0 April 30, 2018
how smert people spell dumb
Smert person: I'm dum.
Another person: Nah you're smert
Dum person: YOU ARE BOTH IDIOTS THAT CAN'T SPELL