Tesla Driver

A guy who sucks his own penis in a Tesla Car.

“Bro, you’re a Tesla driver”

by Lolsaxfifth September 9, 2018

bitch driver

The word is used to describe a person who suddenly leaves the defined traffic areas of a parking lot and crosses the spaces that are not parked in as a shortcut.

As we drove through the parking lot looking for a space, we were almost killed by a bitch driver.

by Sean Lecrone December 16, 2004

canoe driver

The clitoris. If you look at a canoe from an overhead perspective, it looks like a vagina, the person sitting in the front is where the clitoris is. Hence, canoe driver.

We were hooking up last night and every time I tapped the canoe driver she went wild.

by The Baby Bear May 26, 2008

asian driver

a race of people that have the ability to design and build great car's but yet they lack the skill to drive them

have the ability to piss off english, spanish speakers

asian drivers are

erratic

fail to indicate
drive at rediculas speed
fail to obey road rules
fail to stop at stop sign
kurb mag wheels
50 % vision at all times
fail to understand english

have the ability to piss off locals

by the western society December 1, 2011

Asian Driver

The stereotypical slow driver who drives at 40 km/h (25 mph) in Canada and the U.S. on the fast lane because the lanes are too wide. However, it is the opposite situation back in Asia. In Asia (especially Hong Kong), the Asian driver is the one who makes unneccesary lane changes at over 120 km/h (75 mph) by signalling too fast and not shoulder checking on extremely ridiculous narrow lanes. However, they are somehow so pro that Hong Kong's accident rate is so low. But still, foreigners driving in Hong Kong are suspectible to accidents.

Surely, these Asian Drivers may be idiots here in Vancouver doing 40k on the passing lane. But when I rented a car in Hong Kong, couldn't believe they are so wrecklessly fast!

by ckckds August 13, 2010

Driver's Foot

Usually occurs after or during traffic. Your ankle feels pain when you try to lift it up from the brakes. Happens because you are constantly pressing down and lifting up on the pedal because you're going nowhere during traffic.

"Goddamn, I have terrible driver's foot. I sat in traffic for 15 minutes."

by amato024 June 10, 2009

driver's license

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Song cover by: I'msittingherebarbecue sauceonmytitties

DRIVER'S LICENSE

by Imsitnherebarbsausonmi May 25, 2021