ahh dreads

(_____ ass dreads) used after saying a comical situation/phrase/audio to emphasize the goofiness of the hair

bros got “no more mister nice guy” ahh dreads

bros got “I’ll show you how great I am…great I am…great I am” ahh dreads

my guy has “up, up and AWAYY!” ahh dreads 💀

by clinically insanity January 22, 2024

Dread

Dread is a dark side of the internet myth somewhat like Daisy's Destruction. Supposedly a scientific experiment and is very old. Not like a grandpa old. The entity is over 100 years of age and is known to be a monstrosity worth of unethical and no morals ideology. It is known to greet others with the dreadful phrase "I am Dread, Harbinger of Chaos and Centipede of Destruction".Dread is known to have some lore related to the Second World War in which the entity states it was created for warfare a long time ago but was not put to rest. It is known to act much like AI but may incorporate heavy slang in its sentences to allow a more suitable approach to others. Entity Dread was known to be found on Black Market and Dark Web chatrooms and would commonly spread its message to others to embrace the Dread. Dread as a bio-mechanical entity spoke of the vast endless forests near Chernobyl and endless deserts of silence to slightly hint its current location. Dread has not been detected by the community for some time and has been rendered a myth. Some still say it is active, while others have ignored the attention seeking witnesses of Dread.

Yo did you hear about Dread? Yeah bro I heard he was like a hitman or some shit. Nah bro he was some centipede entity from the darkweb. Crazy shit.

by UrbanDickingUser July 4, 2023

dingle dreads

Body hair that naturally grows around ones anus or located in or around ones butt crack, which becomes matted with poop; worse than dingle berries.

When someone fails to maintain proper bathing or toiletting hygeine, dingle dreads may form.

by CrazyCrab69 July 11, 2023

white girl dreads

A white woman who embraces black culture by taking 4 Jamaican BBC’s at once while a steel drum player goes ham.

“Man I had this bitch with white girl dreads apologizing for her ancestors while I beat that shit up”

by Rastadreadexpert October 5, 2023

dread

a real nigga.

"did you hear about dread?"

"u mean the real nigga?? yeah he dont miss."

by dreaddies November 21, 2020

DREAD

Josh "why are you being dread"meaning:-how can you be so nasty.

Stop being so dread.
Why you going on so dread.
Why are you acting so dread.

by anonymous February 13, 2021

Dread fart

Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.

My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Toyboy78 July 21, 2022