Dread fart

Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.

My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Toyboy78 July 21, 2022

Carpet dreads

When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks

My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

Dreads

An African hairstyle

Dreads

by IowaWoman November 11, 2025

Omega dread

Man that is built like the slender man, to a man with absurdly small balls. An omega dread has been found to be existing in a forest full of twisted tea. Many mistake him for the slender man or big foot depending on if he shaves.

An omega dread is a specific species. There is only one which is very peculiar and has many scientists all over the world scratching their heads.

by DarkP665 June 23, 2022

fat dread

Typically a male or female with overly obese dreads who don’t really manage them and care for them properly.

“Ethan has some very fat dreads”.

by J Spates May 10, 2024

ahh dreads

(_____ ass dreads) used after saying a comical situation/phrase/audio to emphasize the goofiness of the hair

bros got “no more mister nice guy” ahh dreads

bros got “I’ll show you how great I am…great I am…great I am” ahh dreads

my guy has “up, up and AWAYY!” ahh dreads 💀

by clinically insanity January 22, 2024

drain dread

Drain Dread is the fear that your device will ripen out of power during conference proceedings

OMG my battery is only at 56% I'm suffering drain dread

by Larry the librarian June 10, 2014