horse doctor

Someone whose solution to a problem is significantly more harmful than the problem itself. Similar to how in veterinary medicine with horses, the solution for a broken leg or ankle is often euthanasia.

Guy 1: “we ran in to a few minor setbacks on the project, but now Ryan wants to cancel the entire thing!”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”

by Telltalehart October 18, 2023

Spin doctor

A person that will take a bad situation and word it so it dos not sound so bad, can even switch blame to someone/something else.

The President's spin doctors have been getting them out of major trubble for generations.

by Justcauz June 7, 2005

Doctor Who

A sci-fi tv series about a timelord, an alien, who travels through space and time in a time machine known as the TARDIS. They watch history happen and make history happen. Matt Smith and Karen Gillan star in the current showing of the series, but there have been many more doctors and companions before them. The previous stars were David Tennant and Billie Piper.

Have you seen the new episode of Doctor Who? I almost cried it was so emotional!

by puppyluv1522 March 27, 2013

spin doctor

Someone involved in the media, almost always a major outlet, who attempts to "spin" events and predictions in a certain light in order to further their agenda.

Dude, that PETA spin doctor used Schaivo to support a McDonald's boycott.

by CaffeineHead June 9, 2005

Doctor Hibbard

A person who laughs at the wrong moment,or at the wrong thing. Named after the guy on the Simpsons who laughs at cancer and heart attacks.

"So when I told him my Mom died, he went all Doctor Hibbard on my ass."

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Doctor Death March

Slang for Provigil, the brand name for the remarkable prescription drug Modafinil. Modafinil erases fatigue and keeps you alert, but it's not addictive, it's non-toxic, it doesn't trigger psychosis, and most remarkably, it has no recreational value. It even has no hangover. For that reason, it is a perfect companion to coffee and cigarettes when you've got to death march all weekend because you played XBox all week and blew Friday's deadline. Also known as daffodils.

Dude, you better stock up on doctor death march or you might resort to trucker speed to get you through finals.

by rainbow coma February 7, 2009

The Doctor

Is the main charater from the BBC show Doctor Who. He is the very last time lord from the planet Gallifrey and travels in a time and space machine called the TARDIS, the last type 40 in the universe. He travels with human companions (and sometimes robots). He has the ability to change his appearance. This process is called Regeneration His main enemy is the daleks, who he met in the episode The Daleks, and they have been seen in every regeneration. They only have one goal- to exterminate all "less superior life forms". Everytime The Doctor beat them.

The Doctor jumped into the TARDIS before the daleks could exterminate him.

by Allonsier10 June 27, 2015