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Mark suprised is grandmother when she woke up after a nap to find him shoving a diltoe up her anal sphincter.
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Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".
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