dyslexiphobic

hate and discrimination against dyslexic people

tommy- i hate you because you're stupid
james- i'm not stupid, i'm dyslexic
eavesdroppers- tommy is dyslexiphobic

by Cool_Hoz_Dog June 28, 2022

dyslexiasexual

have a sexual attraction to people who are dyslexic

A: dyslexic spelling mistakes are hot
B: bro.....
A: what?
B: you're dyslexiasexual

by lowtiershoe September 5, 2023

aural dyslexia

A momentary fugue characterized by a lapse of comprehension in verbal communication in a language the listener is normally fluent in. The individual words may be understood, but somehow they fail to coalesce in meaning.

Sometimes this occurs from a statement made completely out of context, but it can also spontaneously arise from an otherwise clear flow of conversation.

"Don't make her laugh, though. You won't like the sound of it."
"...what?"
"repeats verbatim"
"Don't repeat it, rephrase it! I'm having aural dyslexia."

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

highway dyslexia

When someone drives in the passing lane on the highway (usually below the speed limit) but they actually aren't passing anyone. And they stay there in spite of being passed by several cars.

"Why won't that guy in the Mercedes get over! He must have highway dyslexia."

by yaya777 December 28, 2016

erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

by mckat May 3, 2018

Anti-Dyslexia

You write good nibba

Ayy nibba you Anti-Dyslexic
You actually have Anti-Dyslexia

by 72637338w4656871654578298654 January 10, 2019

Emoji dyslexia

is when you get confused by some emojis (is not only me right?)

“I get confused by 😔 and 😌 because I have emoji dyslexia”

by Sksksks hydroflask November 2, 2019