cumster diving

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)

1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.

by levatuldo December 7, 2009

dumpster diving

The act of eating out someone's ass. A synonym for tossing one's salad.

LeBryan: Damn that girl had such a fat ass. I got all up in that last night.
Markel: Did you get your dick wet?
LeBryan: Nah man, I just went dumpster diving.
Markel: The fuck is that?
LeBryan: You know man. I put my tongue in that ass.
Phil: Ew.

by TravisFord May 9, 2014

dumpster diving

Actively searching through trash in commercial or residential dumpsters to find discarded but usable items; Proves fruitful at grocery stores and bakeries, where good food is often neatly thrown away when it merely approaches the sell-by date.

We figured it was dumb to spend money on bread when the local bakery throws out fresh loaves every evening, so we went dumpster diving after they closed and came out with a weeksworth of bread for free!

by Sooper! June 9, 2002

Diminish

Make less /become less /change to a smaller one.

I diminished my house because it was too expensive to maintain.

by Julianif July 1, 2017

ashtray diving

Looking for cigarette butts anywhere (not limited to ashtrays) so the rest of it can be smoked, or the tobacco collected to roll your own. Similar to butt diving.

Paul ran out of cigarettes when he was in the hospital. Every day he went ashtray diving to keep going.

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

trumpster diving

Digging up dirt and trashing political opponents. Sinking to the lowest depths in political dialog.

I will no go trumpster diving to win an election.

by Shewfly April 30, 2016

diving pelican

Must take place on a beach or surface where sand is present. The female is being fornicated doggy style when the male reaches up and pulls out her arms resulting in a face first impact on the sandy surface.

"Dude, I just diving pelicaned that ho so hard she lost three teeth."

by PelicanMaster January 13, 2008