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Dakota Ridge High School

An American high school located on a wind-blown precipice
in the far western shit-hole suburbs of Denver,Co.

This funky corn-hole of secondary education is only notable for not being Columbine.It is a massing of the spoiled progeny of parents one step up from the white trash and one mortgage payment from smoking pole for crack rock.

The athletic teams get beat like a drum every year and the teachers think that To Kill A Mockingbird is cutting edge literature.

In short,Boo good!DRHS sucks your brain like a juice box.
Mom:Look at those black criminals on CSI!

DRHS student:Quit smoking meth out of that light bulb and listen.At Dakota Ridge High School,we are taught that they are metaphorical mockingbirds.So shut your crankhole and help me bust up this chiffarobe.
by Phunky Wagnalls February 5, 2012
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Dakota Fire Hole

A Dakota Fire Hole involves mixing Sriacha and a puree of fresh Carolina Reaper chili pepper. The mixture is then poured into a condom, tied off at the end and frozen. When things start to heat up with your partner, ask for a quick break to "run and get a new toy." Clip off one end with a pair of scissors, removed your spicy popsicle, run back into the room and jam it in her chili ring! Hold it there with your finger while you two get it on and keep loudly whispering "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!."

Laugh hysterically on the way to the hospital. Explain to the admission's clerk what you just did and snapchat her reaction to a member of your church.

Finally, when the two of you return home, slap her with a Vlasic brand dill pickle.
Back in the day before filming one of her shows, Bob Dole gave Mary Tyler Moore a Dakota fire hole. What's why she cried for most of the episode.
by Wille_Stroker March 10, 2015
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Dakya

A girl who is not afraid to say what she thinks , verry beautiful , flexible and athletic , perfect body shape. Yet she can be a b**** at times but trust me its worth it
" wow she is cute "
" OMG she is so flexible "
" Ya she should be a model "
" .......DUH she is dakya
by JillK1213 May 29, 2016
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Grand forks, North Dakota

A town full of drama where everyone talks crap about people, but no one says it to their face.
"did you hear about all the crap Fritz said about Brandon?"
"yeah, but he'll never say it to his face because he's from Grand Forks, North Dakota "
by Troll2017 December 20, 2017
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Dake

dake the rapper
god i hate my balls amen -dake
by bruhmonkey14 September 7, 2022
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daku

Albanian term for buddy, friend or dude.
Often used by younger generations consuming mind-boggling amounts of high grade marijuana or hashash
Jimmy: Ome daku ca bone? (What's up, dude)
Doni: Ic mir daku tu nejt. Sa doja me e fik edhe nje 3 fletsh (Nuttin bro, hanging around. Just wanted to burn another fatty.)
by Cilopi June 27, 2016
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Dakota corndog

Laurie liked nothing better than a Dakota corndog after work.
by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019
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