crybuprofen

A drug you may give your supposed macho friend when he's being an absolute wuss.

Mac needed some crybuprofen because he just wouldn't man-up.

by markychef September 24, 2011

Crymaxes

When one is on top and simultaneously cries and climaxes

Kyle always crymaxes

by Fucckyle November 2, 2016

Cryan cravila shake

when your so drunk you put a Apple phone In a blender and call it apple juice, then you and the boys drink it at the liberty tree mall

Let’s go get a cryan cravila shake

by One fresh pizza69 December 5, 2019

crybully

A bully that pretends to be an underdog all the time.

The crybully kept kicking their hornets nest and thought it was real funny.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Crobate

This word means piece of shit.

Quit doing that and put that down you fucking Crobate!

by B U Z Z M A N November 4, 2007

Crabapple tree

A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.

See also: crabapple

I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.

by vodka martini November 11, 2005

crabapples

exclamation
An exclamation that just comes out when you're angry. Not technically a swear!
adjective
Describing someone/something that is stupid or useless.

exclamation
SHITZAM! My crabapple phone is at 3%!
CRABAPPLES! I don't want to ski backwards off that cliff!

by allieh acob August 21, 2016