Crobate 

This word means piece of shit.

Quit doing that and put that down you fucking Crobate!

Crobate by B U Z Z M A N November 4, 2007

cobate 

To engage in mutual masturbation while in close proximity.

The two of us cobated last night and had simultaneous orgasms.

cobate by amazingnachos May 26, 2009

crobat 

a batlike pokemon, the evolved form of golbat, the bat pokemon. Crobat is purple, and has four wings. It sometimes appears to have no feet, but it's sometimes seen with feet.

In Pokemon slang, crobat is similar to "crow". It's to describe someone black.

"Crobat is an awesome pokemon! Go crobat!"

crobat by Doukie February 17, 2009

Croated 

Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.

THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.

Croated by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019

crybate 

Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.

Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.

crybate by Supersadface July 27, 2008

Crobat 

Crobat the perfect pokemon, evryone like him, he the ultimate god

James dont forfgot we need to go praying for our real god and only Crobat

Crobat by The GenerL April 21, 2021

Crobatoism 

A display of revanchist fanboy adulation of military equipment, which if challenged on the internet, leads to flamewars and adhominem attacks. A high degree of vituperation and use of expletives when asked to present arguements.

Also used for a display of high personal hubris when attempting to use oneself as a reference to authority but without the academic or professional qualifications to back it up.

Origin: Termed Crobatoism in deference to the foremost practitioners of this behavior on many internet forums, which caused them to close down as frequent use of expletives to "defend" military equipment made them infamous.

"Wait, so you are not a pilot, you are not a soldier, you are not a scientist, you are not a journalist, but you know more than all the above guys, is that Crobatoism or what?"

Crobatoism by Andy Mc Kenna May 30, 2006