Stardust Crusader

a person who participated in any of the military expeditions undertaken by JOJO powers in the 21st century to win the Watchtime from the non-Jojo fans. This is religion as the Crusaders knew it: a battle to the death to make people watch jojo.

Person1 : wow jack is such as stardust crusader
Person2: ikr! he made 3 people watch jojo, he is going to heaven for sure.

by UrMomfaggot January 7, 2022

For the crusaders

When you yell “for the crusaders” thinking you’ll do a lot work but does absolutely nothing.

Reinhardt: “My ultimate is ready”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”

by Fireguy47 April 13, 2021

the collective crusader

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded

Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?

Me: of course i know jesus

by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019

Crusader Vagina

It means something that looks like a vagina through clothes

"Hey Kyle, Look at Leon's Crusader Vagina"

by Potato Astronaut March 30, 2022

Copium Crusader

A delusional fan of a franchise that hasn’t received new content for a while who still thinks said franchise will get new content.

Aka how it feels to be a Mega Man fan or a Rhythm Heaven enjoyer (post-2025).

"Mega Man X9 will definitely drop soon"

"Quit being a copium crusader it ain’t ever releasing"

by lemonkirbwastaken July 4, 2025

Crusader

A delusional, relentless, or miraculously successful person who continues to pursue a girl after she rejected him, and somehow ends up winning her over anyway.
Crusaders are usually male and very desperate for the girls attention some may call them simps.

Guy one: “Why are they together, I thought she rejected him.”
Guy two: “I guess he’s just a crusader.”

by whereismyshredder August 6, 2025

Gypsy Crusader

Mixed blood Hispanic-Turk known as Paul Nicholas Miller who was tricked by the Alt-Right hivemind into believing he's white and dresses up as the Joker harassing other brown people online.

"Whoever tricked Gypsy Crusader into thinking he's white either deserves a medal or a prison sentence"

by Suk Mike Hok October 28, 2023