elwaystatus's definitions

gaped crusader

When you pretend a cum rag is a cape and then smash someone from behind until they bleed.

Dain is a savage. He took a nasty girl home from the bar and got his gaped crusader on!

by elwaystatus June 23, 2019

little gouda

When you penis is small and smells like cheese and sadness.

The homie naughty panda dropped trou in the locker room and everyone made fun of his little gouda!

by elwaystatus June 9, 2019