chumplet

An exceptionally small variety of chump, ranging from gullible children, stupid animals, or foolish midgets.

Hey, look - those children are climbing into that white, windowless, unmarked van. What chumplets.

by Brash December 9, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Bruce Almighty, said by Bruce Campbell in an effort to make a catchphrase similar to "And Thats the way it was"

Also a pun in that film, as the news story was about a giant cookie,

It means:

Thats the way it happened

....*news story*..

and thats the way the cookie crumbled

by Mike_Mohill June 1, 2004

Crumpets

An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)

Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!

by whatdidshejustsay? October 24, 2010

crumpet

Refers to a womans vagina

She had a sweet dripping crumpet.

by crumpetboy October 19, 2004

Crumpet Trumpet

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females

A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..

by brookeybby December 1, 2010

Crumpet Muncher

A female of the lesbian persuasion.
Also known as a dyke, lesbo, carpet-muncher, todger dodger, she who licks the honey pot.

Don't bother chatting her up Steve, I heard she's a crumpet muncher.

by HadeK September 11, 2013

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Idiom, synonym of "that's life".

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu

by brendan May 28, 2004