carpet croaker

Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.

Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.

Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.

by SmellingSalts69 October 2, 2022

Bug crooked

a type of bug that loves to dance around and be a stupid bug

random kid: BUG CROOKEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! Bug crooked: shut the fuck up

by goofydays4ohio January 13, 2023

crooked h

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle

Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h

by knoophouse January 4, 2008

craked canoli

1. an Italian dessert which is broken
2. a penis which is bent in a direction forming an 'L' shape.

See boomawang for full defenition

Oh my god it looks like a craked canoli

by Yo May 10, 2004

Croaket Wemyss

a girl, possibly asain that radiates awesomeness throughout the universe. Also loves Bridget.

Wow, that girl is super cool, she must be Croaket Wemyss !

by Shorley Holmes January 5, 2009

croake

1. to die
2. a blowjob

1. the old man croaked.
2. i croaked you.

by hihe April 7, 2003

Crooked Commie

It is when you take a girls democracy away, then kill her.

Yo man, Dmitriy gave that bitch a Crooked Commie.

by Dirty D, the man the myth the legend July 31, 2006