creedon

one who...

1. does not wear sandals to a public shower
2. only requires a towel when showering
3. does not own a toothbrush
4. drinks amps two or three times daily
5. yacks after one beer
6. repeatedly yells "i'm gonna cum" before actually doing it
7. has two of the best roommates ever <3

{online conversation}

xOo babii GirRl: s0 i accidentally fell on top of another creedon last night..
bOoTyliiCiiOus69: dayum girl, you showa?
xOo babii GirRl: yeah
bOoTyliiCiiOus69: ..go take anotha

by pdubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb February 9, 2009

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Creepdate

To update one's male friends on their creeping adventures, or more commonly known as creeping updates.

Dude, today's creepdate: Chick on the 3rd floor of the library, red shirt, has amazing tits!

by Pickledotcom October 7, 2010

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creede

A badass little town were every fucking person is lit as all hell

Creede is awesome

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assassin's creed unity

7th installment of the assassin's creed video game series. You play as Arno Dorian, an assassin during the French Revolution hunting down the person who killed his love's father. It is also the first of the series to come out on Xbox one, but is rated low do to difficulties and server errors.

Assassin's creed unity is an ok game

by A.P Lit December 31, 2014

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Creed

1. (Band)A Really shitty 90's rock band. Although everyone listened to their music back then, no one would ever admit it now. Scott Stapp made a deal with Satan and started a band for "Teh Lulz" and even managed to troll God. God was so butthurt over being tricked into listening to their shitty music because they cited him as their inspiration, that He decided to smite them thus, causing their inevitable breakup. Their easily forgettable lyrics are now destined to float somewhere in space where even extra terrestrials would fear coming to earth because of the remote chance that they might come across the scatological remains of whatever Scott Stapp last sang.

2(Guys name) Creed's are really cool guys to hang out with. They are laid back, and often pascifist in most regards. They are popular with the ladies and will have many memorable quotes and inside jokes with many of them. Ironically, they are also very knowledgeable about music but if at some point you mention their name and it's similarities to that of the shitty 90's rock band they will proceed to gouge out your eyes with their dick and skullfuck you.

Bob:Has anyone seen Creed?

John: You mean that Shitty band?

Bob: No, I mean that Cool motherfucker who can psychically deflower chicks with his vast knowledge of all that is music. This guy would kick their asses.

John: Oh, um... I think he went for a quickie with that hot chick in the bathroom.

by CincoDeMayonaise October 7, 2010

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