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Crainting

A sexual act where one partner defecates on the second partner’s chest and urinates in their belly button. Then the first partner uses his/her penis as a paintbrush, painting a picture their chest with feces, and occasionally dipping their penis into the urine filled belly button like watercolor paint.
I had so much fun crainting on Uncle Jimmy's chest!
by UncleJimmysNephew April 19, 2024
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Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.
I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024
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cranking it

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...
by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024
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cranging

The act of blowing air into your spouse’s anus, in return of them farting towards your eyes and achieving a pink eye.
Did you hear about John and Doe? he blew air into Doe’s asshole and she farted on his eyes, they're so fucking pink! she’s a cranging queen!
by KrispyCum March 31, 2025
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Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.
Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?
by jodawg6 April 11, 2025
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cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025
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Cranking it

When markiplier jorks it
"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22
by froggyfroggy2000 June 19, 2025
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