a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter
-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
by Bibi h February 16, 2008
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wiley-coyote

denotes a closeted gay/homosexual when it appears on a big rig truck
That brian is a wiley-coyote.
by hershmeister July 21, 2022
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Coyote Cock

1. When your piss smells like New Jersey
2. When your dick has teeth, or you're really good at Anal Chicken Coop
Bro you really gotta get that Coyote Cock checked out, the bathroom smells like the New Jersey Turnpike.
by Nickel Shucker November 30, 2020
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Coyote ugly

When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it

Like a coyote in heat

its kinda ugly to the neighbors

You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling

They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited

"Did you hear that last night?"

"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"

Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night

"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"

She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much

Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 05, 2018
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Coyote ugly

You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.
"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was coyote ugly."
by seemymick January 09, 2017
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pull a coyote

Marsha pull a coyote because she didn't want her bf to see her without makeup the next morning.
by junomy January 23, 2011
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