Covfefe

Noun.

The ending of a sentence when you just could not give two fucks to finish the damn sentence. Often used by people who's spray tan has seeped into their brain.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Dr. Seemor Animalz June 2, 2017

covfefe

That thing you say when you're in over your head and everyone on the planet knows it but you.

Despite all the negative covfefe.

by St James May 31, 2017

covfefe

Incompetent President of the United States

Donald Trump is a covfefe, as proven by his lack of understanding how to be POTUS.

by 000000robot May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Obscure form of Feudalism requiring the leader to be either a Narcissist or a Narcoleptic with a legendary "Great One" to arise every 10,000 years blessed with both traits.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe....Zzzzzzz.

-POTUS circa 2017

by Gimpygod May 31, 2017

Covfefe

A negative media response that occurs when a leader makes a decision which benefits the elite and corporate world while having utter disregard for public input and opinion.

FCC chairman, Ajit Pai, incited a media covfefe after pledging to destroy Net Neutrality.

by James king 23 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When you are tweeting at 3am, and you aren't good at spelling to begin with, it's the message that counts.

You *must* tell everyone how persecuted you feel, or you can't go back to sleep. You get so sleepy with satisfaction that the masses will understand you now, that you hit send. All is well.

Despite my lack of effectiveness, creating division and inviting violence, I am a good guy Covfefe

by Anamar June 5, 2017

Covfefe

Distracting information, often false or downright nonsensical, fed to a population for the purpose of subversion. Associated with journalistic malpractice.

Years of covfefe in the press made it easy for the CIA to overthrow the democratically elected government.

Watergate was mostly covfefe.

by skelegate June 1, 2017