A game played by nerdy people I see in cybercafes all day. They often wear thick glasses and have faces covered with pimples, due to spending too much time on the computer and sitting in the front of the computer for too long. These type of people have no lives and need serious professional help if they can't overcome their addictions as most nerds are addicted to this game. They often talk only about this gay game and nothing more examples of their conversations include how they "owned" people, which is a nerd language commonly used by nerds and fags to make themselves feel special and cool. Everytime I hear these nerds talking about "owning" or "shooting" or how "ownage" they are I just wanna punch em in the face and break their nerdish glasses. And if I ever do break their glasses, it's for their own good anyways.
couterstrike is a game commonly played by nerds in cybercafes. It's about guns and shooting people and that's about it. It's gay and making these nerds think that they are actually cool talkin 'bout guns and shit.
by fuck you April 25, 2005
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they fill up urbandictionary with stupidass shit and say stuff like "i pwn n00bz" a lot. they have no life and no idea how to interact socially, so they spend all their time playing computer games
they fill up urbandictionary with stupidass shit and say stuff like "i pwn n00bz" a lot. they have no life and no idea how to interact socially, so they spend all their time playing computer games
by hot slut July 29, 2005
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Soon after this became a game for any looser who couldnt spell 'computer'. Every skateboarding douche came to this game and claimed to be a PC Gamer because they clicked a mouse and killed someone one time.
In short, this is a game for posers. Used to be fun, but with the hackers and loosers, it just isnt worth playing.
Soon after this became a game for any looser who couldnt spell 'computer'. Every skateboarding douche came to this game and claimed to be a PC Gamer because they clicked a mouse and killed someone one time.
In short, this is a game for posers. Used to be fun, but with the hackers and loosers, it just isnt worth playing.
*Amid the sounds of skateboards* Hey, you guys wanna go play some Counterstrike? I will totally...how do you say...own? you? Is that right?
by CS H8r July 17, 2005
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by Joseph D. Collins May 1, 2005
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Created in the midst of a drunken LAN party, the Counterstrike is a shot that's guaranteed to have you wishing you were either: a. Dead or b. Able to stop puking
Created in the midst of a drunken LAN party, the Counterstrike is a shot that's guaranteed to have you wishing you were either: a. Dead or b. Able to stop puking
by SmokeyJ February 20, 2005
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It's intended to have realistic game play, as it divides players in a terrorist team and a counter-terrorist team, with realistic weapons.
However, it completely fails to be either fun, or realistic, as its physics are so poorly designed, people only play it because they're addicted to its "intermittent rewarding" system, the basic concept behind gambling.
Namely, if you manage to win a round, you feel good, but you only win from time to time, so you end up playing even if you're terrible at it, even if your team sucks, even if you have better things to do, or play.
The game has such horrible mechanics, that you can get hits on enemies that are literally, on the edge of the screen, so there should be no way to hit them that far.
You could be having the crosshair right over an enemy's chest and when you shoot, all of your bullets can miss!
A bizarre, annoying way to win is to aim at the ground in front of you and spray bullets, they will end up hitting enemies in the head, despite the fact you were aiming at the ground.
Be sure to check yourself and see if you're addicted to this game. If you are, stop playing immediately.
Some players have god-like skills and can kill whole teams by themselves, however, they have nothing else going on in their lives and will probably die alone.
The only ways to win are to have dumb luck, be on the same team as the players who have been playing for years and to play for many years yourself, have no social life, no sex and no fun, for years and years, until you have the necessary reflexes, or until you learn the "shoot at the ground" way to win.
It's intended to have realistic game play, as it divides players in a terrorist team and a counter-terrorist team, with realistic weapons.
However, it completely fails to be either fun, or realistic, as its physics are so poorly designed, people only play it because they're addicted to its "intermittent rewarding" system, the basic concept behind gambling.
Namely, if you manage to win a round, you feel good, but you only win from time to time, so you end up playing even if you're terrible at it, even if your team sucks, even if you have better things to do, or play.
The game has such horrible mechanics, that you can get hits on enemies that are literally, on the edge of the screen, so there should be no way to hit them that far.
You could be having the crosshair right over an enemy's chest and when you shoot, all of your bullets can miss!
A bizarre, annoying way to win is to aim at the ground in front of you and spray bullets, they will end up hitting enemies in the head, despite the fact you were aiming at the ground.
Be sure to check yourself and see if you're addicted to this game. If you are, stop playing immediately.
Some players have god-like skills and can kill whole teams by themselves, however, they have nothing else going on in their lives and will probably die alone.
The only ways to win are to have dumb luck, be on the same team as the players who have been playing for years and to play for many years yourself, have no social life, no sex and no fun, for years and years, until you have the necessary reflexes, or until you learn the "shoot at the ground" way to win.
I can't believe how he could shoot me in the head when he's got no telescope and I'm this far away and running! this can only happen in counterstrike
counterstrike blows, I'm gonna go back to TF2
I had the crosshairs on his back, I shot a burst and missed with all bullets, then he turned around and killed me in one shot! I hate counterstrike
How can he headshot them all with that machine gun while they're all shooting at him, counterstrike is so imbalanced
I stabbed him in the head but he turned around and shot me, only in counterstrike...
counterstrike blows, I'm gonna go back to TF2
I had the crosshairs on his back, I shot a burst and missed with all bullets, then he turned around and killed me in one shot! I hate counterstrike
How can he headshot them all with that machine gun while they're all shooting at him, counterstrike is so imbalanced
I stabbed him in the head but he turned around and shot me, only in counterstrike...
by Rova June 28, 2009
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by PENIX May 29, 2009
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