An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.
Person 1: Whacha listening to?
Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!
Person 1: ...
Person 2: (They just don't understand.)
Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!
Person 1: ...
Person 2: (They just don't understand.)
by Idon'tKnowOO July 17, 2011
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Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."
by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011
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A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
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Guy2: Dude what that hoe needs is a good cuntching! Grow a pair and straighten that bitch out.
Guy2: Dude what that hoe needs is a good cuntching! Grow a pair and straighten that bitch out.
by Mr. Cuntching June 25, 2010
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Can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying "YOLO."
Can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying "YOLO."
by Leeroy von Clenchencheek September 27, 2012
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Get the Counting Crows mug.Coke head: Hey buddy! I wuh jusht schnortin up behind family dollar en da chunchine made me schneeze. What eh messsh let me tell you.
by Ivana Yamama June 10, 2009
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