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cotten eyed joe

filthey fucking hobo
earl you cotten eyed joe
by jacob beausoleil December 9, 2009
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cattle tick mass

A long and boring church service; the weight of a blood-sucking insect.
We had to sit through a two-hour long cattle tick mass before the priest began the wedding ceremony.
by debonaircaveman August 25, 2009
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Cattle Chute

Another name for jet bridge, or movable jetway, used for boarding aircraft.

The name comes from the fact that they are used to move large herds of cattle from the boarding gate to the aircraft.
Did they call our row for boarding yet?

Yep, everybody down the cattle chute!
by Braniff747 September 28, 2012
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Cattleprodding

The act of stimulating your anus with a Cattle Prod.
"Hey Clem wanna go to the movies?"
"Sorry guys I can't, I was just Cattleprodding so hard that I can't feel my anus now"
by BigJamie88 July 30, 2016
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cattle pounder

A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.
"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."
by Huckedrealfard July 27, 2018
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Contle

*Son accidentally breaks the refrigerator door*
Dad: That's it, I'm disowning you, you fucking contle.
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cotten headed ninny

that asshole who eats your poptarts without asking
by i am a threat November 19, 2018
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