Cooban

A living, breathing STD. Capable of spreading by mere touch. Tends to be highly intoxicated, very angry, and extremely meticulous. This STD will turn your skin a dark shade of brown and will cause you to have late night cravings to vaccuum the entire house.

Hey Cooban! We love you!

by Sendou April 5, 2010

Bill Cosby

An old black man that hangs with young mens girlfriends down in a hotel lobby

Man my girl friend just got caught hanging with a Bill Cosby while he was ZENAKUin her

by zenakufuckinghoes June 23, 2014

Hot Cosby

unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.

William gave that girl a drink that knocked her out before he gave her a Hot Cosby while she was sleeping.

by kerb-stirer November 3, 2015

Mr. Cooby

Mr. Cooby is the one who always gets the blame when something is discovered to be broken or missing.

Q.:
"Hey, who got into the cookie jar?"

A.:
"All I know is that Mr. Cooby was the only one here."

by Georg Znaeym May 8, 2006

Cosby Kids Splasher

Little pieces of shit that look kinda like deer poop. The turds sometimes have a mind of their own and splash the toilet water up, causing a drippy poo-hole.

-Resembling Cosby Kids causin' a rukus at the swimming pool.

Denny: Ahh dammit, the Cosby Kids Splasher got me again! Sad thing is, I only brought one towel :/

Jim: That sucks dude..

by Hot Carl4229 April 4, 2009

dropping off the cosby's

to take a crap or shit!

'Hey, don't go in the bathroom just yet. wait for me to drop off the cosby's.'

'say hi to theo for me!'

by JT October 4, 2004

Bill Cosby

A well-known rapist who got hit with a hot dog bun.

"Hey did you hear about Bill Cosby?"
"Yeah, the one who got hit with the hot dog bun in prison."
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

by BtsFanatics October 10, 2018