cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.

Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!

by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010

Cosmic Memers

HOE HOE HOE'S where they at tho. however Owner says I like Owners Boyfriend and want his phat penis all in my face not really anyways cosmic memers is about a discord server that contains mostly nsfw 95% and 5% SFW content used for dank memer yolo swag

"Cosmic Memers is the best server ever in discord"

by Klatik December 7, 2020

Cosmic Rift

The best game ever, download it at www.cosmicrift.com

Cool Guy: Cosmic rift is better than CS, SC, D2, and WC3
Nerd: DERRR NO ITS NOT IR COOL ROOFLES!!111
Cool Guy: *click *clock *BLAM!!!
Nerd: wtf... you type killed me?

by meh November 10, 2003

Cosmic Void

This is a state of adolescent existential angst. A feeling of the universe's perverse indifference to the humanity as well lamenting that it can't get better than this. Possibly, this is a chronic state of anyone who majors in the humanities.

If you never leave the cosmic void, it may be time for Prozac.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

CosmicPvP

A gay minecraft server filled with nolifes.

Person 1: HEY u know that mc server CosmicPvP ?
Person 2: Yea what about it?
Person 1: That stupid fucker Dave has been farming for 20 hours just to level up.
Person 2: Facepalm

by ThomasQuestionmark May 31, 2018

Cosmic Way

If " The Force is with you" you have the Cosmic Way . . . Either way its harder to find . . . than to define. . . .

Wow . . . she's cosmic man . . .
No . . . She has the "Cosmic Way "

by mutualconsent July 9, 2014

cosmicjack

The moment when your tripping balls and the Universe stops. Time literally stands still as the notion of quickly rubbing one off, inadvertently transforms to an oblivious masturbation marathon consuming hours on end.

Yo bro, the strangest shit happened yesterday. I got high as fuck then lost nine hours in a Cosmicjack!

by ZebVanZandt September 10, 2016