le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

Coots

Another washed up youtuber that plays pc with other washed up youtubers. Currently has like no subs and isn't growing anytime soon.

"did you see Coots's newest upload?
"yeah its not good at all"

by Warm ass cheesecake May 9, 2018

Coot newt

A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.

"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."

by Face in the place March 8, 2018

Coot

A euphemism for c*nt when you don't want to swear.

Shut the fudge up you coot!

by Matthew678 May 16, 2019

Coot

Women’s vagina.

A woman’s coot.

by Cajun girl April 28, 2019

Coot

A black skinned person. Refer to boon, spook, butter head, negro.

There's a stall at the beginning of the grocery line, must be a coot.

by Strabs76 May 4, 2017

coot

coot is a little virgin gaymer who keyboards on R6 because he gets bullied by kids even though he's homeschooled.

This guy is such a coot bro! wtf!

by Whisky-Straight October 15, 2020