Conspirasthiser

It functions as a time machine AND something that makes all your wishes come true. It can appear anywhere, but usually appears in your room at night. It is a very useful tool at fixing life or at least making it not as shitty. You can become a kid again and choose different life choices, and you can also wish anything you want, as long as it benefits more people than just yourself.

I wish the Conspirasthiser would come. Then I would become 9 years old again, get rid of cancer, ocean pollution, corrupt societies, AIDs, Parkinson's disease, Progeria, and Alzheimer's. I would also wish that their weren't severe social issues like racism, sexism, terrorism, ethnocentrism, and hot girls faking their orgasms.

by lifesucksthenyoudie6969 January 29, 2019

Conspiracise

Verb:
The act of coming up with a conspiracy theory.

I could sit and conspiracise for hours about any current event.

by C_Jackson April 18, 2019

conspiracy to commit a crime

Conspiracy to commit a crime is when you are planning to do an unlawful crime.

2: I will kidnap you
1: wtf
1: thats conspiracy to commit a crime

by Duck0321 June 14, 2019

Conspirakook

Noun. Somebody who spends all day & night researching conspiracy theories. Also some who believes everything is a conspiracy, no matter how kooky

"Vito sent me a a conspiracy theory video about the George Floyd murder being fake, what a conspirakook!"

by Matrick Pininni June 7, 2020

Conspiring bitch

A phrase created by Kathryn Dunn in season 21 of big brother that she says whenever she sees people talking without her. “Are you bitches conspiring against me” “conspire away bitches”

Jack is such a conspiring bitch

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx September 4, 2020

Conspiracy parrot

The term used to describe a conspiracy theorist who overuses unoriginal and uninspiring terms such as "sheep" in a pointless effort to further their own view

Person: you're wearing a mask? You're such a sheep
Person 2: ugh not another conspiracy parrot repeating the whole sheep thing

by TatertotTheScot December 16, 2020

Conspiracytard

A dumbass who does “research” on sites which is less credible then Fox News,says that covid is a hoax, complains about wearing masks, thinks the New world order is happening, and very stupid

Conspiracytards: the NWO is happening. Bill gates is trying to track everyone.
Me: Shut up conspiracytard

by 3602021 January 1, 2021