We are currently in our base on Synapse 20 on the Beta version of Rust Console Edition for Xbox. We have taken multiple W’s, and L’s today, but right now NOC STAG JR has us shaking in our boots, as he already made an attempt at penetrating our base, and has threatened to return. We will keep you posted on the outcome of this predicament.
“How bad is it?” “Well, we’re really scared. It’s kind of a Rust Console Edition Synapse 20 situation.”
by Myguywhatareyoudoing May 10, 2021
Get the Rust Console Edition Synapse 20mug. The Console Wars are a dumpster fire that will never stop provided that people continue to misunderstand the entire fucking point of gaming and keep insulting people for having their own goddamn taste. Synonymous with "Depressed Nerds who Use False Superiority To Make Themselves Feel Better"
XBOX IS THE BEST! YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A GAMER IF YOU PLAY ON PLAYSTATION OR NINTENDO HEHEHE!
PLAYSTATION RULES!!!1!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY ON IT TO BE REAL GAMER HAHA!
NINTENDO IS THE ORIGINAL! THEY MAKE FUN GAMESSS!
NUUU, NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES! IT HAS BAD GWAPHICS!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CONSOLE WARS!
NO, WE ARE!
WAAAAH, WAAAAH!
PLAYSTATION RULES!!!1!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY ON IT TO BE REAL GAMER HAHA!
NINTENDO IS THE ORIGINAL! THEY MAKE FUN GAMESSS!
NUUU, NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES! IT HAS BAD GWAPHICS!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CONSOLE WARS!
NO, WE ARE!
WAAAAH, WAAAAH!
by Frenchbread_2727 December 30, 2021
Get the The Console Warsmug. when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.
Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.
by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025
Get the Stolen consolationmug. by Flanfair October 2, 2023
Get the didj consolemug. by Korrin11 November 5, 2020
Get the Last day of consolemug. function dictio(win){
return "console." + win.ie8 + "!"}
var ie8="log(internetExplore)";
var rosesAndLollipops=ie8;
return "console." + win.ie8 + "!"}
var ie8="log(internetExplore)";
var rosesAndLollipops=ie8;
by AJ2023 October 21, 2023
Get the consolemug. by cardloss March 13, 2024
Get the Console Warsmug.