confusedicus

denotes a state of confusion...portmanteau of confused and Confucius

Some people are very basic, you use even the simplest dry sarcasm, which is very obviously tongue-in-cheek, and they get all confusedicus

by humorus_definicus June 22, 2017

conduped

When you thought you were getting one thing but because of deceit and deception get another.

The Tories conduped the electorate by throwing out their manifesto promises and striking a deceitful deal with the DUP.

by Angry Striver June 27, 2017

confused nigga hours

When Tyler can't sort his life out so waits up until 3:25 when all his confusion goes for 1 hour

Fuck me sam my heads gone.
Wait up until confused nigga hours bro that'l sort ya

by Sort it ty September 29, 2017

conjused

The word Fui's and friends use to describe someone who is very full of themselves.

You know that Amin, he is always telling me about his home and job that he thinks is the best, he is so conjused, very conjused, the Most conjused!

by jack off king June 15, 2018

Congused

Congused is an invented word that basically means confused.Only people with a serious case of down syndrome or autism can use this word since it makes them sound different and original.My name is Dave and I live in a tesco car park in Liverpool lol yeno tha caunty road one ;p

Suck my left tit and call me Jerry
Fucken ell lad im congused right now

by Haahehuc December 29, 2018

Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.

"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"

by American Chicken October 27, 2019

Confused

me about my sexuality
i need help

i am confused

by anonymous September 14, 2020