When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
Get the Concert Squattermug. by Slampierce July 6, 2011
Get the Concert Blastmug. Unlike PCD, ncd is the anxiety and emptiness from feeling like you will never get to see your faves live in concert ever.
Person 1: Yo why is she so sad today?
Person 2: Her faves are enlisting soon and she feels like she'll never get to see and hear them play all her favorite songs in concert. She has No Concert Depression.
Person 1: Oh, how sad
Person 2: Her faves are enlisting soon and she feels like she'll never get to see and hear them play all her favorite songs in concert. She has No Concert Depression.
Person 1: Oh, how sad
by yeahIsold11Indonesiansexslaves April 15, 2019
Get the No Concert Depressionmug. When 4 people of any gender are arrange in a square and preform oral sex on each other simultaneously while blindfolded, unaware of who else is in the group, as they are alwatched by a crowd of masked figures
"I was at a Blink-138 concert last night, it was epic" said Jordon.
"I've never heard of them, how was it?" Asked Sam
"It was epic! The four on the stage were giving the performance of a lifetime! They were definitely enjoying the oral!"
"I've never heard of them, how was it?" Asked Sam
"It was epic! The four on the stage were giving the performance of a lifetime! They were definitely enjoying the oral!"
by troublem8kR July 18, 2023
Get the Blink-138 concertmug. by syafinazisakorean? November 26, 2023
Get the Syafinaz Binte Zainal trainee concert at South Korea.mug. by sam.poop July 18, 2022
Get the concertmug. A man who simply watches a concert & does not enjoy that other people around him are having a good time. This man usually refuses to dance or will hoist his GF onto his shoulders.
“Yeah, Owen is a real concert cuckhold, he is always complaining when people around him are busting a move.”
by WordManForever June 11, 2024
Get the Concert Cuckholdmug.