communism

on paper: SLAVERY

in practice: GENOCIDE

Communism is pure evil.

by communism can rot in hell November 9, 2004

communist

1) (rare) one who strives to attain the ideals of communism (see cako's spot-on definition)

2) (common) impotent jibe intended to put down a non-like-minded person. Insult had some impact during the Cold War-era, but so did Styx.

1) True communists are idealists who truly believe humans can transcend selfishness. Then the weed wears off.

2) There is a 99.5% chance that Rush Limbaugh would call you a communist.

by The Evil Steve September 3, 2005

communist bastard

1. the highest level of communist loserness
2. communist who doesn't know who their father is

Die you communist bastard!

by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002

communism

The life span of communism= 1. valuable observations about the short comings of the free market system.
2. Stupid hypothesis formed to address these observations.
3. Conclusion= David Hassellhoff atop the Berlin Wall and Vladimir Putin's oversized bank account.

Utopia can't be created on Earth. This is why communism is a fundamentally flawed idea.

by mortheus March 8, 2009

Wikipedia is Communist

wikipedia is so communist, they keep using BCE dating system.

Yo look, yet another article fucked over by the commies on wikipedia. Wikipedia is communist.

by fuck wikipedia January 3, 2012

communists

Idiots who didn't read Marx and thought it would be funny if they said everyone was equal and redistributed the wealth to themselves.

Trotsky: Let's pull the wool over their eyes. They'll go for it.
Lenin: Sure. (For now).

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

Communism

An economic systen the claims to support workers, yet oddly enough all the workers seem to get shot or starve under the system. Usually advocated by people who don't actually live in Communist countries and have never taken an economic class before. Despite the fact that there are communist countries in the world,they don't bother moving to one.

He was shot because he didn't let the communists "redstribute" his land so they could let the people "share" it.

by SomeoneElsePW June 4, 2005