colitissed

verb.

-- research term for the process of intra-rectally injecting an agent (eg. oxazalone) that causes subsequent colitis and bloody diarrhea

I colitissed the shit out of that mouse because it was looking at me funny!

by oxcol September 8, 2010

colitis touch

Where everything you touch turns to shit

Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday

by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014

collette eriksen

An animated italian gal, who's stunning through and through. She's so captivating and charming you will love every second you're blessed with her presence. All while she's charming you she's stealing your girl out from under you. She can fuck better than Christian Grey and trys not to let on to that fact, but you all can see it's in her dna

2) reasons girls are turning lesbian
3) witty and sauve

4) sexual deviant

Oh my God, i love that girl she always brings the party to life but why is my gf following her to the bathroom? Duh you love her she's Collette Eriksen. Looks like your girl loves her too.

by RealMVP94 December 19, 2016

Collim

Saying a terrible idea that makes no sense, but yet it makes perfect sense to you. Before you actually shared this idea with another person, you thought you were a genius, but it turns out you're still a moron.

You: "I'm about to collim"
Person: "Dude, it's like midnight, please don't do this again"
You: "Okay, so like... you know how corpses can be used as fertilizer? What if that corpse fertilizer was used on plants for people to eat. So, a woman eats the plants that used the corpse fertilizer, so she now has the DNA of that human in her. Then, if she has a baby, that might also have the DNA of that human, which could possibly leave traces of a past life's memory. That could explain how reincarnation could possibly exist."
Person: "Go to sleep."

by Tolnin December 2, 2019

collin

When you meet a Collin, you know you've won! Collin is such a sexy little sweet potato. He has snow white hair and eyes like the Atlantic ocean... or debatably, the Sea of Flames. Collin is incredibly good at sex, specifically anal. He considers that his specialty. If he were an animal, he'd be an apex predator. He dominates any obstacle in his path. Most Collin's don't have a penis under 9 inches. If your name is Collin and your penis is smaller than 9 inches, your parents might be lying to you about your name. Collins know how to have fun and are extremely muscular but specifically in their calves, probably from all the lacrosse they play. Their eyes are suspiciously close together but in a way that makes you want to know more... that makes you yearn for more... that makes you CRAVE more... Collin's are elite and you should cherish the ones you find because you never know when a Collin might enter your life and rock! Your! World!

"I am talking to this guy, he has the biggest dick and the best personality."
"Wow! Is his name Collin?"
"Yes!"

by vonrumple June 1, 2021

Collatz Conjecture

Collatz Conjecture is a math equation created by mathematician Lothar Collatz in 1937. The math problem instructions are to input any number.

If the number is odd you multiply by 3 and add 1.

If the number is even you divide by 2.

You will soon end up in the 4, 2, 1 loop. This math problem has not been solved yet

Hey, do you know how to work the Collatz conjecture?

by Noah Armon June 1, 2022

Phil Collins Hour

Anytime after 5 pm the first Phil Collins song plays on the radio.

*In the Air Tonight*
Kai: OH MY GOD! It's Phil Collins Hour! YES! Let me tell everyone to tune in.

by JAMiSSxx September 11, 2010