Colostomizer

A male known as a "Colostomizer" is a particularly bad-a motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames or basketball, a Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).

Man, you just got owned by that Colostomizer! Seriously, it's like a Greyhound bus just drove straight into your asshole and kept on going!

by The Colostomizer September 14, 2008

Colossal Gay

When you have such VAST amounts of BIG GAY that you reach the APOTHEOSIS OF GAY and transcend into GAYVANA, a place where all of those who have THE BIG GAY wish to someday arrive.

"Did you hear Ethan has officially become THE COLOSSAL GAY?"
"Wow, I never thought he'd get there."

by RomanSans September 21, 2018

Colosterrific

Merger of two words (colon and terrific) used to describe a fart released from one's colon much to the displeasure of other nearby individuals

Wow! I ripped ass and it was closterrific

by Doublefish September 18, 2003

Colossal Ridiculity

Colossal Ridiculity
Said when something stupid happens.
A bot in Quake 3 arena (Klesk) is the inventor of this phrase, and says it often (when fragged)

.. A new update of GW is available, please exit and restart..
*does*

Disconnection error x 10

... Colossal Ridiculity

by Lord Fureon November 6, 2007

colossome

Something that is so colossally big, it is awesome.

That burrito is colossome.

by big.O October 30, 2011

Colosseo

The acting of dress like a Roman emporer, taking a girl to the Colosseum, having an orchestra play Beethoven's 'Ode to Joy', importing elephants, tigers, lions etc. to run rampant among the pit, and in the center of the ring sodomize the girl in front of a full audience.

I will Colosseo Snooki

by Dizlus Caesar August 22, 2011

Collosal Dick move

the act of doing something you were explicitly told not to do

Nathy B took my stash that, was a collosal dick move

by the karachi kid May 19, 2015