cockroach

An illegal mexican because they flee like cockroaches when the light is turned on them as they sneak across the border.

Walmart got sued by a bunch of cockroaches after they were discovered by immigration officials.

by jype September 29, 2008

cockblaster

One who loves to blast cock into their rectum.

Ryan is such a cockblaster.

by Brian October 16, 2003

shitfaced cockmaster

A man or woman who enjoys eating other people's shit and loves cocks. Can be referred to as master of all cocks. Usually used as an insult between men.

As in - uhhhh you like to eat shitty cocks; you are a shitfaced cockmaster

by G-DUDE May 30, 2006

cockroach

n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.

a. To be cockroached

Shit, I'm cockroached. No more gay sex!

by iThink February 19, 2008

cockholster

a pussy, anything you can put a cock in

shut the fuck up you fucking cockholster!

by fattyj December 14, 2002

cockroach

a woman with an ugly face but a smokin hot body.

Refering to the fact: when a cockroach's head is seperated from body, the body will still function for days.

mating candidade 1:
see that girl over on the dance floor, i'd like to tickle her schnicle...

mating candidate 2:
not worth the trip man, she's a cockroach.

by concrete general October 30, 2007

cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.

In the heat of passion, Mariano's girlfriend started cockroaching him

by Willa Zea September 2, 2008