Cockroach paste

Cockroach paste is a common homemade paste that many people make, it involves grinding up cockroaches and chucking them in a blender. Many famous people including famous Indian Quora users Reyansh Manish Akshay, Rahval Bahavat Agnihorti Pateli, Mpasa Onwuateugwu and the famous Sudanese Governor Sabaray Abiduku. Cockroach paste involves setting up traps around your bins and around your toilet seat. These traps will help capture these Cockroaches and once you have collected say 3,562 cockroaches you should be able to chuck them in your dungeon for 3 years and 45 days or if you prefer in your freezer for 1 year and 87 days. Once you take the cockroaches out from your dungeon or freezer you to grind them up in a mortar and pestle for approx 53 minutes and 32 seconds. This will allow the cockroaches to be perfect for blending. Once you have blended your cockroaches for about 7 mins and 39 seconds you can take them out. You need to make sure that the mixture is solid enough to eat with a spoon but also liquidy enough to put in a drink.

Student: Just made some Cockroach paste after roasting my cockroaches in the dungeon for 3 years and 45 days.
Whole School: DAYE GEHHHHH!

by jAsOnGeH March 4, 2019

Cockroach

1: A small, flying inset who is a pain in the ass.

2: A Queensland slang word for a person from NSW

1: Oi mate can you squash that cockroach?
2: Oi mate can you squash that cockroach?

by Boogaloo Autist June 23, 2019

Cockroach

A girl who is constantly trying to get dick regardless of how many times you reject her advances.
I feel this is a better term than thot.

That girl over there keeps trying to get me to fuck her in the bathroom and won't take no for an answer , what a cockroach.

by Snickers mcock August 6, 2019

Cockrocking

Cockrocking k'ɒkrɒkɪŋ
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?

A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"

by PHALLUSCALLUS October 18, 2020

Cockroach

Cockroach means the insect which has 6 legs and has spikes in it's legs. It is blackish-brownish insect. It is hated by girls.

Look, there is a cockroach.

RUN! Cockroach is coming.

Cockroach is dirty.

by Legend is not sus March 22, 2022

COCKroach

Someone who's going to find or already has found cock to keep them warm in the winter.

Person 1: That bitch Amber, she's a COCKroach!
Person 2: Oh I know, she stole my boyfriend's cock last winter.

by alecso November 9, 2022

Cockroach

“To steal” in Hawaiian Pidgin.

WHO COCKROACHED DA COOKIES?!?!

by foxda5th December 12, 2022