cockblocker

someone who prevents a guy from using his dick to satisfy a woman

That fuckin cockblocker wouldn't leave Tom's house last night when he was anxiously awaiting to fuck Sarah.

by Katie S. April 18, 2006

cockblock

1. When a person at a club,party or just at school moves in on someone you are trying to get with.
2. Can be used to describe a situation where a friend moved in on your girlfriend who you were trying to get back with.

1. David was trying to get with this girl at the bar but Fabio pulled a total cockblock. Now David is left with his hand.
2. Dude! Cj totally pulled a cockblock when I was trying to get back with Arri.

by BBWulf October 9, 2007

Cockblock Patrol

Found at school dances, more commonly the Homecoming dance. They consist of a not so elite group of annoying parents, teachers etc who will try to separate people from grinding, but eventually will get overwhelmed by the amount of people grinding, and give up. They will usually prey on smaller schools because there wont be as many students.

Student1: Why arent you dancing?
Student2: The cockblock patrol is at their peak of their patrol. Give me thirty minutes and ill be out there.

by Schubes66 October 10, 2011

Cockblocked

When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster

Brendon was so butthurt by a meme on Facebook that he cockblocked the person that made it

by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021

Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

audio cockblock

When you try to play your selection of (clearly) well-chosen music at some event, yet somebody who has a collection of vapid (most likely pop) music interrupts you and their music takes precedence for whatever reason(usually because it's more popular, particularly amongst teeny-boppers or preps). The effect is more dramatized if your music was played for a few seconds before somebody stopped it.

See cockblock.

Person A: Hey, I'm going to plug in my mp3 player so we can listen to some Talib Kweli.

Person B: Nah, let's just use my iPod and play Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA.

preps/teeny-boppers: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Person A: Oh wow, I got audio cockblocked...

by carpediemcorpse November 13, 2009

CockBlock

To cockblock an individual (usually a male) is a term used to describe the act of someone seeking to stop a person's sexual advances towards someone else. A cockblock or cockblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.

cockblocking is a "foul act in which someone interferes with another’s attempt at finding happiness inside someone’s pants"

i couldnt think of 1 lol.... cockblock.

by Ryan......... February 14, 2009