Organic alarm clock

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

by phil436 February 22, 2009

Clock Spider

A spider the size of a large wall clock and the lord of all spiders. Clock spider demands to be worshipped. All shall fear it.

Clock Spider laughs at the fool who thinks it eats clocks.

by Saiyara August 16, 2003

analog clock

a cake with a hand grenade in it. Often used on my cat's birthdays.

ME: Hey guys look at that dog it is huge!!
GUY: he has a cool analog clock

by luke 666 September 30, 2011

Anal alarm clock

when a man wakes his partner up by intruding the anus with his penis.

Hiren needed to be at work at 8.00am so he asked Burhan to set his anal alarm clock at 7.00am.

by jpsexinspector May 31, 2007

clock out

to register one's departure from work on an automatic time recorder

I'm gonna clock out.

by dumdum_get_me_gumgum June 1, 2009

Nigga O'Clock

Time when black people act like niggas. Usually triggered sighting of police or drugs. Can be associated with black rage and Nigga time.

Connor: Man, what happened to you?
Jerome: I was hanging with Jamal, right, and I didn't realize it was Nigga o'clock, so when I said something about his mama, he pulled out his gat, pistol whipped me, and jacked my wallet!

by JOOW December 29, 2009

Fourty Clocks

Fourty Clocks is when fourty clocks get together and form a grandfather clock which attacks the atmospherical existence of turtles using multiple smurfs.

Wait...was that a smurf? Oh god we need to go, the fourty clocks are coming to get the atmospherical existence of the turtles, hunny! Get the turtles into the log cabin!

by Ching ching! July 1, 2009