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Definitions by jpsexinspector
Anal alarm clock
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when a
man
wakes
his partner up by intruding the
anus
with his penis.
Hiren needed to be at
work
at 8.00am so he asked Burhan to
set
his anal alarm
clock
at 7.00am.
Anal alarm clock
by
jpsexinspector
May 31, 2007
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