Closespaced

The Erwin Schrodinger (famous Schrodinger's cat thought experiment whereby two states exist simultaneously) model applied to late developing sexual identity

Did you hear about what Kevin Spacey allegedly did to someone?

Yeah. Kevin was Closespaced. He hadn't come out of the closet.

by Wbienek October 30, 2017

Cloister

The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.

When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister.

by Knot u December 11, 2018

Closed Circuit

When a consenting adult human with a penis double fists anally and vaginally a consenting adult human with a vagina while the fistee blows the fister. i.e 69ing but with consensual double fisting ;)

Trenton: Did you hear that Tammy and I completed a closed circuit last night?

Jake: Really?? You got both fists in there? Wow man I’m impressed.

Trenton: It took a lot of prep but it was worth it at the end, all out of lube though…

by sea creature of the mist July 2, 2021

Cooch Clogger

A tampon. (to clog the Cooch, dur)

She was on the rag, her monthly crazy time, and needed a new cooch clogger.

by Calvin19 January 1, 2010

crotch-clops

A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.

B. a man who only has one ball

is it true that you only have one nut, you're a crotch-clops!

by FCPremier John Doe February 3, 2010

Dutch clog

When you are having relations with your partner and you place your entire foot in their anal cavity

"Dave why you limping?"

"The other night I hurt my foot giving Edna a Dutch clog!"

by Phonejackson September 4, 2016

Literally Close Friends

a friend of the opposite gender whom one may hug for 2-8 minutes at a time.

Bro 1: I literally watched you hug her for two minutes. Obviously you guys aren't just friends.
Bro 2: Yeah, you're right. We're literally close friends.

Bro 1: Oh shitttttt you're right. I understand.

by nont0Xic March 21, 2019