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Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
by Hi Ro August 10, 2014
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clitoris

A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument; appears in many fictional series, like Harry potter and Lord of the rings (its not real).
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man who can't even find my clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023
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clitoris cartwheel

When your turned on so much that your clitoris is throbbing and feels like it’s Doing a cartwheel
Billy makes me so hot, he’s the facilitator of my clitoris cartwheel
by Boraborawater45 August 15, 2024
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evil clitoris

Is a clitoris which belongs to a despicable slut
She was hiding her evil clitoris from those innocent boys
by Scimitar May 8, 2022
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Clitoris soccer

by jeffrombuffalo January 19, 2013
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Clitoris

“Did Martin find your clitoris Jean?’
‘Nah just faked a squirt and peed’
by Youdankhavecock February 9, 2022
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angry clitoris

The genitals of a very angry female to male trans feminist who hasn't gotten the surgery
Person 1:Milo Stewart is such a bitch
Person 2:Yeah, I bet she has an angry clitoris.

Person 1:BET!
by figgernaggot69 March 20, 2017
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