Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.

Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"

by Hi Ro August 10, 2014

Clitoris

Does not exist.

Girl: Lick my clitoris
Other Person: You know that is a myth?

by dizsy June 26, 2022

mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.

Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!

by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018

Spewing clitoris

Female version of blue balls

She gave me blue balls so i gave her a spewing clitoris in return

by Frizzie101 August 19, 2022

clitoris cleanser

A cleansing equipment used to clean out deep in the vagina.

Tammy used a clitoris cleanser to clean out her vagina after being bred dirty by a bunch of black men.

by WhoseBillyBob? May 23, 2018

CLITORIS ERECTION

when some femboys zhut gets so cold it makes it fucc

DA FAT CLITORIS ERECTION BAI LOK AT DAT CLITTERIS!!!!!1!1,1!1 F G G G G VV FK FAT BOI!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021

Clitoris

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Clit, to control all orgasms. And into this ring he poured his horniness, his lust and his need to locate the clitoris. One Clit to rule them all.

Very well. You shall be the Clitoris of the Ring.

by Frodon't May 26, 2023