click the mouse

N. A slang term referring to the act of female masturbation, esp. to the clitoris

That chick got lonely a lot so she'd just sit at home and click the mouse.

by John "the dude" White April 21, 2004

click here

an innocent message that regretably will attract most people to click on the location designated by the "click here" sign. works every time.

click here

no, here

by Orion January 15, 2004

Double Clickin the Mouse

A term used to describe the act of female masturbation.

I was in bed last night, and I woke up from a dream, and just had to double click my mouse.

by The Alli November 29, 2004

power click

Left mouse click that produces an unnecessarily loud and annoying sound caused by the full extension of the index finger before clicking.

This can be avoided by clicking with a slightly bent finger where the finger does not leave the surface of the mouse.

My office mate couldn't stop power clicking so we dabbed super glue on his left mouse button while he was away at lunch.

by Little Louie October 8, 2007

Double-clicking the Mouse

female masterbation; rubbing clitoris for pleasure and/or orgasm

I can only reach orgasm by Double-Clicking the Mouse.

by hgt876 April 25, 2009

Clicking hand

The hand a person, generally male, uses to operate a computer to browse pornography, whilst masturbating with the other. This is to avoid the spread of anything from the genitals to the mouse and keyboard.

The hand in question will ideally never touch the genitals, and can therefore be used to click a computer mouse, or type on a keyboard, whilst keeping the desk and computer area as hygenic as possible.

It took me ages to type www.youporn.com, because I could only use my clicking hand.

My mum walked in on me wanking the other night. She caught me with one hand stroking my bishop, and my clicking hand clasped firmly on the mouse.

by wazzaaaaap June 27, 2009

double click your mouse

when a girl masturbates

Do you double click your mouse?

by c8lin May 21, 2003