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clemente

Italian for calm.
German for unusually small penis
Also a dick
Hey bob, did you see the guy's
clemente..
Yeh, it didn't have anything on my 2inches..
by Anonymous2488888888888 June 7, 2011
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Clementine

The most funny French man who is incredibly good looking and a master of the intercourse with females
Oh my god are you clementine
by Mathewmathias June 8, 2018
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St. Clement's

St Clement's, also known as is an amazing school located by Young and Eglinton. while many other schools like to poke fun at it for being smaller and quieter, it's actually a great school! The girls there have beauty and brains. It is very prestigious and only has a 2% acceptance rate so you are lucky if you ever get to attend. St Clement's has a very small population but a large impact on the community. It's very diverse and socially conscious with a broad population from nerds, and party girls you will always find a way to fit in.
Boy 1: She's so pretty and smart I wish there were more girls like her.

Boy 2: Beauty and Brains? She must go to St. Clement's!!
by classygal12345 January 24, 2021
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Clementine

A fruit used by Asians for masturbational purposes. While other races usually use a grapefruit, a grapefruit is too much for an Asian to handle. Often heated up for more satisfaction.
German: I'm gonna go jerk with my grapefruit. Wanna come?
Asian: Konichiwa. No. I'll stick to my clementine.
by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009
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clementiny

The runt of the litter of wedges contained in a clementine. You know, that one awkwardly little one?
"Hey do you want my clementiny?"

"Hell yeah, they taste better than the normal ones!"
by Fodrizzle Stevens September 21, 2012
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Clementine

When a mandarin has sex with an orange it made Clementine. Also one a really common song names for some strange reason.
You: You know Ivanka Trump,
Them: Yeah shes a total Clementine.
by Morphological March 7, 2017
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Clementi

Usually is a huge dick to just about everyone around her
Wow no need to be a Clementi
by SomerandomdudefromWI June 1, 2017
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