one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

by Snarfy December 18, 2011

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clean vocals

also called "cleans", clean vocals are basically regular singing

this phrase is usually associated with post-core bands that include singing with their hard vocals (screaming)

Memphis May Fire has really sweet clean vocals.

by Ephphatha09 January 16, 2012

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beaner cleaner

an offensive term for a person of hispanic descent who makes a living off cleaning things. Usually referring to a house maid, but can also be talking about a leaf blower using mexican, etc.

Yesterday after I fucked the prostitute in the hotel, I called room service so the beaner cleaner can wash the semen off the sheets.

by I am God himself September 27, 2012

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clean swipe

The blessed occasion when you drop a deuce and there is no wiping required.

"This day keeps getting better and better...i won the lottery, got laid, smoked a reefer and to top it all off i took a shit and it was a clean swipe!"

by MaddyK April 3, 2006

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Clearing the runway

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.

guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.

by h22acd December 13, 2010

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