Clay, Alabama

A town full of rednecks who enjoy riding in big pick'em-up trucks and hanging out at the Piggly Wiggly all night looking for fights. You must own a truck, two dogs, and a can of 'baccy to live here. Everyone who lives in Clay can only hope to live in Trussville or amount to its greatness.

Guy 1: Dude, that guy drives a red Toyota Tacoma Pre-Runner with a lift kit.

Guy 2: Must be a low-life from Clay, Alabama!

Clay, Alabama by sundey92 June 16, 2011

clay hands 

When a girl masturbates during her period, gets it all over her hands, then lets it dry up (giving the apperance of red clay).

Yo, Andrew's cousin had the nastiest clay hands the other day, that chick has a real heavy flow.

clay hands by Shes deec April 6, 2008

clay lane

a euphemism for the anus

the painters were in fish street so i took her up clay lane.

clay lane by Arridon August 31, 2007

clay center 

Also known as Meth Center of Kansas. Population is dominated by old fuckers and meth heads on bmx bikes. Also like abilene with hicks

Man 1: Dude I need drugs
Dude: Just go to Clay Center and you will find some.

clay center by Youalreadyknow1334 February 20, 2018

Clay Aikens

clay like poop that when it comes out it really aikens your butt hole

I ate a lot of pizza for dinner and later that night I had the worst case of clay aikens

Clay Aikens by Broshack October 23, 2005

Clay Goodman 

Clay is the most annoying boy in the world. He makes us want to hit him and throw up on him. He is distracting, revolting, disturbing, annoying, weird, mean, and destructive.

Clay Goodman is Dennis the Menace all grown up.

Clay Goodman by ANONYMOUS00000 January 15, 2008

Clay Pigeon 

While a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before ejaculation he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming "PULL" slaps the woman's ass with fury. As she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to ejaculate with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. On every upstroke he makes a shotgun cocking sound effect and on every down stroke, a shotgun fire sound effect.

Man: "What happened to your girlfriend? Did she break her leg?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she got clay pidgeoned!"

Clay Pigeon by Justin, Mike, and John September 16, 2004