Dirty Clark

Clarks have a baseball fetish and they stick baseball bats up their asses or others asses.

Hot girl: OMG CLARK STICK THAT BASEBALL BAT UP MY ASS
Clark: My name is clark, dirty clark.

by Bruh bruh omg bruh May 20, 2019

You Serious Clark?

The Phrase: *You Serious Clark?* is appropriately used when someone around you says something so outrageous that you cannot believe they actually just said that.

This phrase was taken from the movie *National Lampoon's: Christmas Vacation*.

Sitting at the table for Christmas dinner, Clark Griswold mentions that he heard a pilot flying over New York spotted Santa Claus, to excite the children about Christmas, but Cousin Eddie found it necessary to respond with *You Serious Clark?*
outlandish claims unbelievable ideas Christmas vacation Christmas vacation

Kayte- I now own Jupiter!
Moira- You serious Clark?
Kayte- Dead serious!

Tom- Will you marry me?
Kayte- You serious Clark?
Tom- Is that a yes?

by VintageStarfish December 5, 2009

carver clark

Carver Clark is a asian kid who is an drug addict. He is dumb and has a small penis so women hate his fucking guts. He is a douchebag who is a fat fuck. Definitly would bang a fat and cancerous woman.

I fucking hate Carver Clark.

by asianblackkid June 3, 2016

Petula Clark

English singer, actress, and composer whose career has spanned seven decades born on November 15, 1932 in Surrey, England. Had many hits in the 1960's, most notably "Downtown", and "I Know a Place". Released many records throughout her career. Been singing since the age of nine. Hasn't done much lately. Still appears in concerts occasionally, usually in England. Her music can be heard in many movies, TV shows, and commercials.

"And, now, here's Petula Clark to sing "Downtown".

by howdyyall April 6, 2009

Christy Clark

The mentally challenged premier of British Columbia Canada, known to make terrible decisions without listening to the general population

Christy Clark wants to raise Medical Services premiums again, need to find a way to afford shutting down an bridge in Vancouver to do a giant yoga party on.

by Spaghettifore May 25, 2016

irrational clark lust

Disorder affecting thousands in the US and portions of Canada. Symptoms include racing thoughts of white pants, uncontrollable urges to manhandle fluffy red hair, blindly disregarding proper spelling rules, and feigning an interest in map-making.
ICL is thought to be caused by overexposure to the portraits and writings of early American explorer William Clark. As of 2011, there is no proven cure. Sufferers of the disorder are said to have reegretted no-thing &c.

Park Ranger: Miss, you can't stand that close to that portrait of William Clark!
Young Lady: CLAAAAAAK.
Young Lady's companion: She can't hear you Park Ranger, she's suffering from Irrational Clark Lust.

by WaterMillions July 27, 2011

Dick Clark

1) Full name Richard Wagstaff Clark, Dick Clark had his first major TV appearance as the host of "American Bandstand" in 1957. Nicknamed "The World's Oldest Teenager" for his ability to always be knowledgable about America's popular music. 2004 was the 30th anniversery of his anual hosting of "New Year's Rockin' Eve"
2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.

This song has been around forever! It's so Dick Clark!

by Assessment January 2, 2004